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Tuesday, 29 June 2010
For Your Corner Cupboard
Melt one pound pure lard in a saucepan and add as many handfulls of elderflowers as lard will cover. Simmer gently, strain through fine sieve or muslin. Use when cold. Make this face cream every year.
lovely! What are the results?
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