Nature Green and Raw

We be under attack now from every which way. There be something nasty in the pond making green slime bubbles and still countless frogs disporting in the murkiness. I went to take the towel off of the bushes as it be nearly bath day and had such a scare I be shaking and quivering as I were bit by a giant buzzing bee. Then the old gander stabbed his beak in me good leg.