Well tis harvest home time and what produce do we havc to bring forth to the festivities -
- two white strawbs
- six scrappy titchy tomaters
- loads and loads of unripe figgs
-a tree load of tastless scroggins that turn brown afore one can finish eating
-suspect fungals Amos keeps fetching home from the woods
- scabby taters
- a walnut
Best get down to the market and spend our last pennys on some pomygranites.
There be weird drumming noises through the whole woods today.